My obnoxious roommate Chapter 1 ( ( .
774 My roommate , Brittany , had some freaky bug crawling on her face , and I freaked out , convinced it was gonna leave her scarred for life .
I practically dragged her to the Urgent Care .
Turns out , her face was fine , but she missed her date with Chad , the campus hottie .
That night , Chad pulled a total grand gesture and confessed his feelings for me on Instagram .
Brittany went ballistic .
You conniving little bitch ! You did this on purpose to steal him ! She blamed everything on me and shoved me down the stairs .
I died .
< Then , I woke up .
Back in the dorm , watching her swat at that bug on her cheek .
I smirked .
Eh , its probably nothing .
Just put some ice on it .
After all , a rotten person deserves a rotten face .
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Ugh , seriously ? I just finished my makeup! Where the hell did this bug come from ? Hearing that line again gave me major déjà vu .
I peeked through my curtains and saw Brittany trying to shoo away this little beetle crawling across her face .
Get off , already ! Brittany was getting impatient , ready to slap it dead .
< Thankfully , Kayla from across the room had just come back with takeout and was Face Timing her boyfriend .
Seeing the bug , she instantly shrieked , stopping Brittany .
Dont kill it ! I think thats a rove beetle .
They dont bite , but if you squish it , the fluid will give you a nasty chemical burn ! Kayla , being a Florida native , had seen these things before .
She scurried as far away as possible .
Brittany looked momentarily startled but then sneered , catching sight of Kaylas boyfriend on the phone .
Oh , please .
Its just a giant ant , she scoffed .
Without hesitating , Brittany smacked the bug dead on her cheek < 8:13 dead on her cheek .
She grabbed a tissue and wiped her face carelessly , muttering about Kayla .
774 Youre just being dramatic .
Not like me , I dont care what bugs are crawling on my face .
Kayla went red faced , but , out of the goodness of her heart , reminded Brittany .
Seriously , you should get that checked out .
If you dont trust me , ask Sarah .
Brittany glared at me .
I smiled thinly .
Its probably nothing .
Just ice it .
Going on that date with Chad is probably more important .

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Chad The Stallion Kensington was basically the king of campus .
Brittany had been ditching classes for a whole month , staking out his usual < 8:13 hangouts and coincidentally bumping into him , all to snag a date .
774 And after a month of pure simping , tonight was the night .
Chad had finally agreed to take her out .
Hearing what she wanted , Brittany perked up .
Some people need to learn to stay in their lane .
Maybe look in the mirror and see who they are .
Kayla huffed and stormed out of the dorm .
Brittany , however , was strutting around like she had just won the lottery .
Sarah , I never knew you were so perceptive .
guess you can tell Im about to become the Stallions girlfriend , huh ? Brittany stuffed makeup into her purse , then < 8:13 looked me up and down .
774 Dont worry .
I already know Chads roommate , Kevin , has the hots for you .
Once were official , you and Kevin can get together .
Its like killing two birds with one stone ! I pasted on a fake smile .
Thanks , but no thanks .
Whatever .
No wonder nobody wants you ! She rolled her eyes and stomped out in her six- inch heels .